hello world hope you're listening forgive me if i'm young

[bereavements]

"Hey, not not here right now. Leave a message if you want.
If you called me, then you know who you're trying to get, don't you?"
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[skybluejeep]

When I start spouting the monologue from Independence Day, then I'll worry.

I'm glad you guys are cool. He needs friends.

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[bereavements]

Derek and I aren't friends.

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[skybluejeep]

Ooo-kay. Then Derek needs somebody who at least won't stab him in the back, kick him in the nuts, and only pretend to like him.

At least if you don't like him, you're honest with him about it.

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[bereavements]

I am honest with him. And I never said I don't like him. I like the guy. He's all I had for months.

As for the other stuff, he's been there. What, twice, now? You'd think he'd learn.

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[skybluejeep]

Hey, you know? Sometimes people need to be smacked around repeatedly to get a lesson in. Like the epic clue-batting you gave me, once upon a time, as I recall.

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[bereavements]

How am I supposed to tell him he has lousy taste in women?

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[skybluejeep]

That's easy. "Derek, you have lousy taste in women. You should cultivate better taste in men."

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[bereavements]

Can I be there when you tell him that?

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[skybluejeep]

HAH! Yeah, sure. Put a tarp down first so my blood doesn't get all over the floor.

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[bereavements]

Don't joke about blood tarps.

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[skybluejeep]

[That takes a second to register, a giant question mark in his mind. And then he realizes.]

Shit. Sorry.