hello world hope you're listening forgive me if i'm young

[bereavements]

"Hey, not not here right now. Leave a message if you want.
If you called me, then you know who you're trying to get, don't you?"
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[bereavements]

I am honest with him. And I never said I don't like him. I like the guy. He's all I had for months.

As for the other stuff, he's been there. What, twice, now? You'd think he'd learn.

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[skybluejeep]

Hey, you know? Sometimes people need to be smacked around repeatedly to get a lesson in. Like the epic clue-batting you gave me, once upon a time, as I recall.

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[bereavements]

How am I supposed to tell him he has lousy taste in women?

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[skybluejeep]

That's easy. "Derek, you have lousy taste in women. You should cultivate better taste in men."

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[bereavements]

Can I be there when you tell him that?

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[skybluejeep]

HAH! Yeah, sure. Put a tarp down first so my blood doesn't get all over the floor.

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[bereavements]

Don't joke about blood tarps.

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[skybluejeep]

[That takes a second to register, a giant question mark in his mind. And then he realizes.]

Shit. Sorry.