hello world hope you're listening forgive me if i'm young

[bereavements]

"Hey, not not here right now. Leave a message if you want.
If you called me, then you know who you're trying to get, don't you?"
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video;

[mccallmemaybe]

Hey. How would you feel about living with me and Stiles?

Before you say it, it was actually Stiles' idea. And we were planning on alternating so we could sleep one night at my treehouse, the next night at Stiles' place, and maybe the night after that at your place... if you want.

video;

[bereavements]

[ You can bet he has something to say about that but, before he can, Scott goes into the second part. ]

We'd be rotating roommates?

video;

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott laughs. ] Yeah, I guess you could call it that.

Interested?

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[coneofsilence]

if you bring me coffee before you get into work today i'll give you a raise. free muffins for life. do it or you're fired.

[ this is lincoln's way of saying please. also he's probably told isaac he's 'fired' like at least three times a day so. basically he will never be fired because lincoln never wants to bake. please get him coffee. ]

video;

[traitorously]

Hey! Where in the Fire Sector is your fancy mansion, exactly? We're going out. [no you do not have a choice]

video;

[bereavements]

[ Wow. You saw he logged on. Hi, Catty. It's been a while. Oh, right, he should reply. ]

FI-2B but - [ Is there even a point to putting in a but? ] You're on your way over now, aren't you?

video;

[traitorously]

[She gives him an easy grin] Not right this second. I need to tell Vanessa where I'm going. But I'll be there soon, yup. [Oops, and then a pout] Unless you don't want to see me. [She's joking, except there's a part of her that's totally serious. Plz don't reject her plz.]

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[skybluejeep]

ISAAC.

There is a tamale party happening. I know you love Mexican. Saddle up, hombre.

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[bereavements]

[ Scott seriously told Stiles he really loves Mexican? He only said that ... sigh. ]

Are you going? Is Scott?

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[skybluejeep]

I'm totally going, and dragging Scott along with me. C'mon, we went to the beach, and now we go get tamales.

And besides, Bianca is a pretty awesome lady. You'd like her.

text; from scott's suite

[mccallmemaybe]

I'm only telling you this because you'd want to high five me for it

but I may have touched myself in the shower and given myself an orgasm

girl orgasms are awesome

if I don't come over later it's because I'm busy having girl orgasms, sorry

closed action; then text

[bereavements]

[ We're sorry, the person you have dialed is unavailable right now. Synapses are firing on all cylinders. Mouths are a dropping. Yes, he's showing this to his other boss who he's currently on a walk with. He didn't think she'd be coming back? He. He. But - high five? Why would he high five him? He's not that big of a high fiver.

Wait, was this... meant for -- this really seems like a Stiles text. He wouldn't say that to him? He did leave the house.

Wait, is this... for him?

Cool.

And hot. Shit. That's really hot.

He finishes up his walk with Olivia - they get some kind of hot ice cream-like soup - and he heads back to his empty loft. It's impossible to concentrate on anything. Not only did Olivia confirm what he thinks which is that... maybe he might like Scott like that. Because he trusts him. And always thinks about him. And hates when he doesn't get along with Stiles because that hurts Scott. Yeah, something's happening.

Something's happening down below too and it's very weird to have someone else's erection. He fights the urge as long as possible. He even takes a piss once, not paying too close to what he's holding to try and get rid of it. But, he also doesn't want blue balls. They suck, he hears, and now he can actually get it.

So, upstairs, on the edge of the bed he takes a breath, looking down. He undoes his belt first. Maybe if he just lets himself breathe. So, he pulls the belt out and drops it to the side. It won't hurt to unzip his pants. Or, you know, maybe take them off because, tight. But, then his boner is prominent. Or, Lincoln's. Licking his lips, he rubs himself through his boxer briefs. He rolls Lincoln's penis, making it worse.

He reaches the point of 'fuck it' soon after as he pulls down his waistband and reveals a hard penis he's not used to. Luckily, jerking off his jerking off. It's long, it's hot, and he's laying back and jerking off Lincoln's dick in Lincoln's body to thoughts of Scott.

He's powerless to teenage hormones and a heightened attraction. After wiping off his hands and - shit, he should've taken off his shirt, he slides off and moves to the console.

maybe he should reply? sounds like scott doesn't know he sent it to him, too. and it seems... wrong not to let scott know he's on the same page. he hems and haws before finally deciding to. ]

i know this wasn't meant for me.
but you sent it to me too.
and i did it too. don't tell lincoln

[ and then he hits send. but, fuck, fuck, he hit send. he can't get it back, should he have? breathing exercises. ]

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott looks through the network while he waits for Stiles to reply, seeing how everyone else is dealing with being the opposite gender or in a different body...

Then he sees he has a message from Isaac. Huh. Wonder what Isaac is messaging him about--

Oh shit. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. He sent Isaac the girl orgasms message!

He's totally comfortable telling Stiles about his girl orgasm but not the person he's totally crushing on right now! This is mortifying...

Except he finally reads Isaac's response and... woah. Looks like someone got horny enough to fool around in a body that isn't even his.

The idea of Isaac touching himself - and that's what Scott is imagining, Isaac as himself touching himself, no Lincoln - that's hot.

Scott could totally have another orgasm thinking about it right now - no. Hands out of your pants, McCall. ]

sorry I sent that to you. that really wasn't meant for you. I'm so embarrassed.
I can't believe you did that in your boss's body... I promise I won't tell him.
...so how was it?

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[mccallmemaybe]

We need to make more cookies.

And this time we have something to do while we wait for them to bake.

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[bereavements]

We can make more. They turned out awesome last time.

And what's that?

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[mccallmemaybe]

Rhymes with stake out.

Stiles wants some to share with him and Rapunzel... How would you feel about a double date with them sometime?

[skybluejeep]

Isaac check the network. Allison and Lydia both just showed up within an hour of each other.

[bereavements]

Yeah, I

I know.

[skybluejeep]

ok

You gonna be ok dude?

text; I totally failed and sent this to scott's own inbox the other day, what even

[mccallmemaybe]

Hey.

I'm about to head over to Allison's to tell her. About us. If that's okay with you?

text; ahahaha

[bereavements]

It's okay.

[ of course it's okay ]

Good luck.

[ not that he needs it. it's more a formality than anything. if scott wanted him there, he'd be there, though. ]

text; facepalms

[mccallmemaybe]

I'll drop by yours after since you're in the same sector.

You know her being here doesn't change anything, right?

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[skybluejeep]

Thanksgiving dinner is happening on the 28th at the Reyes house. Mrs. Reyes invited me and said everybody could come. Sound good?

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[bereavements]

Is that the tamale house?

[skybluejeep]

oh god im an idiot forever

i kissed derek tonight

and he flipped out like a fuckin ninja and told me to get out

and what the fuck am i gonna tell rapunzel

im the scum of the earth

of the turtle

fuck