hello world hope you're listening forgive me if i'm young

[bereavements]

"Hey, not not here right now. Leave a message if you want.
If you called me, then you know who you're trying to get, don't you?"
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[bereavements]

Your shorts would be on you. Or the floor. Your jaw could be many places.

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[mccallmemaybe]

The floor would be better. And I'd put my jaw wherever you want me to.

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[bereavements]

Careful. When people say wherever you want me to, creative places come up. Or, so I hear. Or think. I never flirted like this on the internet. Can we call this an internet? Magic internet? Magicnet.

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[mccallmemaybe]

Turtlenet?

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[bereavements]

Turtlenet. I like it. Coming over later? Or, should I?

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[mccallmemaybe]

I don't mind, as long as I get to see you :)

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[bereavements]

Did you always use emoticons or is this a new thing? It's hard enough to get out of bed tonight. Probably wouldn't make it to your place. So, mine?

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[mccallmemaybe]

Maybe I'm just so happy talking to you right now I had to use a smiley. Why? Do you not like emoticons?

It's gonna be hard to get out of your bed if I join you in it. Permission to sleep over?

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[bereavements]

No, I like them. Anything you use, I'd like. They're funny.

Permission to sleep over: granted with cuddling privileges reinstated.

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[mccallmemaybe]

Reinstated? I didn't know they'd been taken away.

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[bereavements]

Oh, right, that's what reinstated means. Maybe they were taken away in favor of making out privileges.

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[mccallmemaybe]

I can't have both?

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[bereavements]

Can you ask nicely?

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[mccallmemaybe]

Please can I have cuddling and make out privileges with my hot boyfriend?

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[bereavements]

Flattery will get you everywhere. I think that's the line.

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[mccallmemaybe]

You don't have to use lines on me. I already want to get into your pants.

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[bereavements]

I don't think my pants would fit on you. They'd be too long. Maybe take my pants off. And keep your pants off.

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[mccallmemaybe]

Set up a no pants zone in your suite.

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[bereavements]

Would you mind? Easier access. Less time taking them off. Maybe aprons for when we cook. Even if we can't really get burnt it'd still burn...

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[mccallmemaybe]

I wouldn't mind at all. Aprons are a must.

What do you want easier access to?

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[bereavements]

When Stiles isn't there. Boxers are always more comfortable, anyway.

What's underneath pants?

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[mccallmemaybe]

You're not inviting Stiles to our no pants party?

I like what's underneath pants.

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[bereavements]

That okay?

I think I do, too. So far I do.

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[mccallmemaybe]

It's probably for the best if he doesn't come. Otherwise he might see stuff he'd rather not witness unless he's a voyeur.